最近,瓦伦斯(比尔·默瑞 Bill Murray 饰)心情不错,因为他即将赶赴伦敦,与他的弟弟詹姆士(彼得·盖勒 Peter Gallagher 饰)共度生日。然而,对于詹姆士来说,这可不是一个好消息,身为一个成功的银行家,繁忙的工作让他再也分不出时间来应付这个成天傻呵呵的弟弟了。为了打发瓦伦斯,詹姆士送给了他一张舞台剧门票,没想到正是这张门票,将瓦伦斯卷入了一个阴谋之中。 黑帮,杀手,这些平日里离瓦伦斯的生活无比遥远的角色开始接连出现在了他的身边,而单纯又善良的瓦伦斯将这惊心动魄的一切权当做是一部超真实的电影乐在其中。没想到,能够阻挡杀手强力攻势的竟然是瓦伦斯的单纯,正义和邪恶之间的争斗在笑料百出之中展开了。
Mr. Tomasz, who sometimes introduced himself as Tomasz the Vagabond, was called by his friends Mr. Samochodzik. He owed his nickname to an unusual vehicle inherited from his uncle-inventor. This car, although ugly, "a cross between a canoe and a wheelbarrow", as the malicious people called it, had incredible capabilities: with a Ferrari 410 engine, it could run at a speed of 280 km per hour. Thanks to the screw used, it served as a motor boat. In this vehicle, Mr. Tomasz went to Poland to decipher another historical mystery, to catch thieves and smugglers trying to steal valuable historic items. Treasure hunting is great, but... it's better that no one interferes with it... In the meantime, some Danes and a suspicious group of Polish youth follow the trail of Mr. Samochodzik's search in the Teutonic castles and the headquarters of the Templars. To find the treasure you need a lot of knowledge, cunning and... a lot of luck. Who will have more?