Romantic entanglements are complicated by a unique silver cow creamer that is desired by both Bertie's Uncle Thomas and his rival, Judge Sir Watkyn Bassett. Sir Watkyn purchases the creamer by telling the shopkeeper, falsely, that Thomas had sent him. Bertie's Aunt Dahlia and friend "Stiffy" Byng both want him to steal the creamer for different reasons, but Judge Sir Watkyn has already sentenced him once (for stealing a bobby's helmet) and he doesn't want to go to jail. 爱情第一课歌词完整版蒋宣(文卓 饰)和孟微微(朱家希 饰)在一间酒吧里相识,情投意合的他们很快就看对了眼,走到了一起。随着时间的推移,两人之间的感情持续升温,最终,他们决定同居。在蒋宣的姐姐的介绍下,蒋宣和孟微微搬进了出租屋,让两人感到十分诡异的是,在出租屋里,有一把非常不合时宜的存在的红色油纸伞。 一天夜里,蒋宣和孟微微终于经不起好奇心的诱惑,打开了这把油纸伞,可他们并不知道的是,他们同时打开的,还有噩梦的大门。往后的日子里,科学无法解释的灵异事件接二连三的发生着,而一切,都和那把红纸伞有关。