《拉大锯扯大锯儿歌童谣》

Raj总有个童年时期的朋友Tina不如他，但Tina的最好的朋友Pooja总比他强。当Raj的全家移民到英国后开始到互联网生意, Raj许诺Tina他与她将保持联系，他们的友谊地久天长。然而Tina忽视他，不回他的电子邮件,但是Pooja却回了他的信并以Tina的名义和他保持联系。十五年后,他们的友谊通过电子邮件开花结果了, Raj相信他认识的Tina，其实是Pooja。他全家决定回到印度带两周度假，当Tina发现了真相，他们决定一起扮演。当Raj到了印度,他被Tina的美丽深深的迷住了，但是却十分欣赏Pooja的个性。他将选择谁呢？　　Raj, Pooja and Tina are childhood friends. While Raj has always been attracted to the vivacious Tina, he is completely unaware of the quiet Pooja's feelings for him. When Raj's family move to England to get involved in an internet business, Raj promises Tina that he will keep in touch with her and that their friendship will always be forever. However Tina disregards him and chooses not to respond to his first e-mail, in turn Pooja decides to keep in touch with him but signs under Tina's name. Fifteen years later, and their friendship has blossomed via e-mail, Raj believing that he's getting to know Tina when it's really Pooja. His family decides to go back on a holiday to India for 2 weeks, when Tina discovers the truth about Pooja's e-mails, they decide together that Tina will play along with the charade. When Raj arrives in India, he is struck by Tina's beauty but equally as struck to Pooja's personality. On a coincidence Raj eventually realizes that he had been corresponding with Pooja, and he realizes that Pooja is his true love which forces Tina and her family to accept the fact that Raj and Pooja are suitable for each other and that the two should get marry under any circumstances.

农民拉条子（陈建斌 饰）在镇上遇到一个讨饭的傻子（金世佳 饰），傻子跟着他回了家。拉条子贴了寻人启示，不久有人认领了傻子。紧接着又有自称傻子的家人陆续出现，说拉条子把傻子卖了。麻烦接踵而至，拉条子自知上当受骗却有口难言，他想不明白，好事怎么就成了坏事？他开始以一位农民最淳朴的办法想自证清白。而为了寻找傻子，他成了另一个到处缠着别人的傻子……　　影片根据短篇小说《奔跑的月光》改编，陈建斌自编自导自演的处女作。 拉大锯扯大锯儿歌童谣在老街以回收废物为生的彭达（乔任梁 饰）与龙哥（林雪 饰）做梦也没有想到一封遗书将二人地位华丽逆转，彭达一跃成为五星级大酒店的继承人，龙哥更是每天吃喝玩乐美女相伴。欧阳先生义子Danny（吴镇宇 饰），在酒店摸爬滚打多年，冷酷无情，为酒店集团利益不择手段。Danny假意让彭达参与酒店事务，暗中与彭达上演一次次的明争暗斗，为了抢夺生意双方争的是焦头烂额。Danny以董事会的名义派遣各路人马调查彭达身份，只为等待时机将其一举歼灭，Danny没有想到的是早已苏醒的欧阳（郑则仕 饰）暗中观察着自己的一举一动。一直懦弱的彭达对龙哥言听计从，但为了老街街坊和他所爱的凉茶铺盲女阿英，他开始违背龙哥对抗Danny，瞬间废物变英雄，万夫莫挡……

香天凤略一沉思之后，才决定道“这样吧，等再过上一段时间，我们香家再派出人进山查探，现在进入还有些为时过早。”

鹤爷深呼一口气，似乎要将残留在嘴里那股抹布的味道给呼出去。