《哄着的哄》

第二条发文，他拍了一张家里空空如也的龙眼树，加几张龙眼的特写照片。

活跃于加勒比海上的哈里、道格（Frank Langella 饰）、莫迪三兄弟各保存着一份藏宝图的三分之一，道格欲独占宝藏将哈里重伤致死。哈里之女摩根（Geena Davis 饰）接管晨星号海盗船，继承了父亲复仇与寻宝的遗愿。摩根取下父亲头皮上的藏宝图，却因无法辨识图上的拉丁文而登陆求助，适逢惯偷肖（Matthew Modine 饰）被官方贩卖为奴，摩根依赖肖的翻译能力把他买下，并且很快在官军对自己的追捕中展现了悍女本色。摩根等人寻至莫迪处，不料道格意外出现，混乱中莫迪身死，而肖将第二张藏宝图占为己有。摩根惩治了肖的不忠，但却无法摆脱尾随的道格，最终船员叛变，摩根失去了晨星号，虽然肖协助摩根发现割喉岛宝藏所在，但是在道格和官军的围堵下，取得宝藏谈何容易？ 哄着的哄《辛普森一家》（The Simpsons）是美国福克斯广播公司的一部动画情景喜剧，由马特·格勒宁创作。该剧通过展现霍默、玛琦、巴特、莉萨和玛吉一家五口的生活，讽刺性地勾勒出了居住在美国心脏地带人们的生活方式。空间设定于虚构小镇春田镇的《辛普森一家》，从许多角度对美国的文化与社会、人的条件和电视本身进行了幽默的嘲讽。　　为了给制片人詹姆斯·L·布鲁克斯制作一出动画短剧，马特·格勒宁构思出了辛普森一家人的形象。格勒宁用自己家族成员的名字逐一地给他们命名，而自己的名字则用“巴特”替代。1987年4月19日，短剧成为了《特蕾西·厄尔曼秀》的一部分。在播映三季后，《辛普森一家》得以转正进入半小时的黄金时段，并成为了福克斯在早期达成的成功之一。　　自1989年12月17日的首次播出开始，2007年5月20日播出的第18季末集，是这部动画的第400集；同时，2007年亦是该剧播出的20周年纪念。于2007年7月26日和7月27日在全球上映的《辛普森一家大电影》，至今已获得约 5.253亿美元的票房收入。　　从作为一部电视剧制播以来，《辛普森一家》赢取了大量的奖项；其中包括23次艾美奖、24次安妮奖和1次皮博迪奖。1999年12月31日期的《时代》杂志将其评为20世纪最优秀的电视剧作；2000年1月14日，《辛普森一家》的星星被刻在了好莱坞星光大道上。作为美国历史上最长寿的情景喜剧及动画节目，《辛普森一家》对流行文化产生了极大的影响：譬如霍默·辛普森懊恼时的咕哝声“D'oh!”便被英语词典所收录；同时此剧亦对许多面向成人的动画情景喜剧产生了影响。　　Season 11　　Season 11, Episode 1: Beyond Blunderdome　　Original Air Date—26 September 1999　　When Mel Gibson becomes convinced that Homer is the only man with the guts to tell him the truth, he insists Homer accompany him to Hollywood to help fix his newest film project, a remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.　　Season 11, Episode 2: Brother's Little Helper　　Original Air Date—3 October 1999　　Bart is put on medication to control his behavior, but the pills cause him to become paranoid and insane.　　Season 11, Episode 3: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?　　Original Air Date—24 October 1999　　Homer's negative reviews as a food critic puts his life in danger. Fortunately he has Lisa fighting for him.　　Season 11, Episode 4: Treehouse of Horror X　　Original Air Date—31 October 1999　　The Simpsons attempt to cover up their accidental murder of Ned Flanders in "I Know What You Did-Iddly-Did." Then, Bart and Lisa become superheroes and save Lucy Lawless from the evil Collector in "Desperately Xeeking Xena." Finally, Homer's incompetence causes a Y2K apocalypse in "Life's A Glitch, Then You Die."　　Season 11, Episode 5: E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)　　Original Air Date—7 November 1999　　Homer cowards out of a pistol-duel and hides out with the rest of the family on a country farm.　　Season 11, Episode 6: Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder　　Original Air Date—14 November 1999　　Homer becomes a minor celebrity around Springfield after bowling a perfect game.　　Season 11, Episode 7: Eight Misbehavin'　　Original Air Date—21 November 1999　　Apu struggles with fatherhood after Manjula gives birth to octuplets.　　Season 11, Episode 8: Take My Wife, Sleaze　　Original Air Date—28 November 1999　　Homer's attempt at creating a motorcycle gang attracts a real gang, who kidnap Marge.　　Season 11, Episode 9: Grift of the Magi　　Original Air Date—19 December 1999　　A toy company purchases Springfield Elementary and uses the student body as a focus group for their new Christmas toy Funzo.　　Season 11, Episode 10: Little Big Mom　　Original Air Date—9 January 2000　　Lisa finds out how rough Marge has it when her mom is in traction and she becomes the woman of the house. Homer and Bart's antics get her so worked up she conspires to teach them a lesson.　　Season 11, Episode 11: Faith Off　　Original Air Date—16 January 2000　　Bart is led to believe he has special healing powers after a tent revival.　　Season 11, Episode 12: The Mansion Family　　Original Air Date—23 January 2000　　When Mr. Burns has to go the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota for a checkup, he chooses The Simpsons to take care of his mansion while he is gone. Homer and his friends take Mr. Burns yacht into international waters, where they end up being targeted by modern day pirates.　　Season 11, Episode 13: Saddlesore Galactica　　Original Air Date—6 February 2000　　The Simpsons get an abused horse and make him a contender in horse racing. Homer finds out a secret conspiracy about jockeys. Lisa tries to reach President Clinton when the results of a school band talent competition seem tainted.　　Season 11, Episode 14: Alone Again, Natura-Diddly　　Original Air Date—13 February 2000　　Ned deals with his grief after Maude's untimely death.　　Season 11, Episode 15: Missionary: Impossible　　Original Air Date—20 February 2000　　When Homer is wanted dead for reneging on a 10,000 dollar pledge to PBS, Reverend Lovejoy sets him up for missionary work in the South Pacific until the heat dies down.　　Season 11, Episode 16: Pygmoelian　　Original Air Date—27 February 2000　　Plastic surgery not only transforms Moe the Bartender from ugly to hunky, it helps gets him a job on a hit daytime drama.　　Season 11, Episode 17: Bart to the Future　　Original Air Date—19 March 2000　　Bart gets a glimpse of the future while the family is on vacation at an Indian casino.　　Season 11, Episode 18: Days of Wine and D'oh'ses　　Original Air Date—9 April 2000　　Homer doesn't like it when Barney quits drinking; Bart and Lisa get into trouble when they enter a photo contest for the new phone book cover.　　Season 11, Episode 19: Kill the Alligator and Run　　Original Air Date—30 April 2000　　The Simpsons become wanted criminals after injuring a famous alligator during a Florida vacation.　　Season 11, Episode 20: Last Tap Dance in Springfield　　Original Air Date—7 May 2000　　Lisa has difficulties learning to tap dance. Meanwhile Bart and Milhouse ditch summer camp to spend a week living in the mall.　　Season 11, Episode 21: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge　　Original Air Date—14 May 2000　　Everybody loves the new Simpsons' house guest Becky. Except Marge, who thinks Becky wants to kill her.　　Season 11, Episode 22: Behind the Laughter　　Original Air Date—21 May 2000　　The Simpsons discuss their fame in a behind the scenes look at the show.

“正所谓我不入地狱谁入地狱，来吧。”苏生也豁出去了

“哼，邢老怪，这只能怪你师傅眼光不行，那么多人里面，他却偏偏挑了三个不中用的废物，被我苏生师兄教训的滋味如何啊？”